Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Christmas Thoughts

Christmas used to be simple. When I was a child, Christmas was all about a baby in a snowy barn, held by his haloed mother and surrounded by pleasant looking shepherds, three kings, and a glittery angel singing “Gloooooooooooria (deep breath) in excelsis Deo!” The only complicated thing was singing the angel’s chorus without passing out.

Now things are more complicated. The snowy barn is a desert cave, the haloed mother is a young, scared teenager, the shepherds are dirty, the kings aren’t even there yet, and thrown into the mix is an evil king, murdered baby boys, and a land of mourning mothers.

But how should it be? I miss the simplicity of my childhood nativity, but I don’t miss the warped view of that scene. It wasn’t pretty, or pristine, and as a friend of mine says in a beautiful Christmas song:
"It was not a silent night/There was blood on the ground/You could hear a woman cry/In the alleyways that night/On the streets of David's town/And the stable was not clean/And the cobblestones were cold/And little Mary full of grace/With the tears upon her face/Had no mother's hand to hold..."

There’s a part of me that thinks Christmas is complicated. I can’t quite wrap my mind around how the Creator became the created. How the infinite God became a finite man. But then there’s the other part of me that thinks it is simple. Humankind needed a Savior, a sacrifice. Only God could be the perfect sacrifice. God took on the form of man. Jesus was that perfect sacrifice. Thus, Christmas.

I’m trying to learn to appreciate the simplicity of man and the complexity of God. Christmas demonstrates the simple solution to a complex problem. Or perhaps, the complex solution to a simple problem.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand it. I don’t know that I should.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

How Much do You Tip Jesus?





December 11, 2005

Jesus waited on me today at La Hacienda. He kept my drink filled and brought out our plates stacked six deep on his arm. He was a little slow at times and my empty chip basket wasn't always his top priority. But Jesus was busy, so I didn't mind too much. He had kind eyes and he smiled at me, ever so slightly, when he gave me my taco salad.

When he brought me my bill, I was struck with the dilemma...how much do you tip Jesus?

Seven

I've been tagged by Bethany, so here goes!

Seven Things to Do Before I Die (Lord Willing):
1. Go back to Brazil
2. Visit London
3. Get married
4. Have kids
5. Have an article published in Reader's Digest
6. Have someone write a song about or inspired by me :)
7. Write a book

Seven Things I Cannot Do:
1. Cartwheels
2. Sing well
3. Play any musical instruments
4. Carry a tune (notice a pattern!)
5. Watch Steel Magnolias without crying
6. Type with both of my feet on the floor (my keyboarding teacher would be so ashamed)
7. Understand the male psyche

Seven Things that Attract Me to My (potential future) Spouse/Significant Other:
1. Spiritual leadership/matruity
2. Nice smile
3. Kind eyes
4. Good with kids
5. I want him to get excited when he sees me (and vice versa)
6. Good sense of humor
7. It would be nice if he was musical (to make up for my list of 'cannots')

Seven Things I Say (or write!) Most Often:
1. Like (I HATE that I say that all the time)
2. You've GOT to be kidding me
3. Surely you're not being serious
4. Sure, I can ____________ (I'm way overcommittal)
5. Why did I say I would ___________ (see #4)
6. Oh crap, I'm late
7. Merry Christmas! (lately anyway :))

Seven Books (or series) I Love:
1. The Chronicles of Narnia (and yes, I read them way before the movie came out)
2. Little Women
3. Readers Digest (it's not a book, but I love reading it!)
4. Harry Potter
5. Anything by Don Miller
6. The Flabbergasted Series
7. I like the series of books by the guy who wrote Wicked (I can't remember his name)

Seven Movies I Would Watch Over and Over Again:
1. Lord of the Rings
2. Finding Neverland
3. Napoleon Dynamite
4. Under the Tusan Sun
5. A Christmas Story
6. Hotel Rwanda
7. Waiting for Guffman (wow, what a bizarre combination!)

Seven People I Want to Join in - if they wish:
1. Mandy
2. Julie
3. Ron
4. Greta
5.
6.
7.